6:20 pm
Football's back. time to go get food.
6:18 pm
Theodor Geisel is spinning in his grave. Ever since his death, Dr. Seuss tie-ins have been popping up everywhere. Somehow his wife is less troubled by his objections to commercialism than he is.
6:13 pm
is aretha franklin really still alive? or is this animatronic?
i'm hungry. contents of my fridge: orange juice, coke, three beers, sparks. open a beer.