So I try not to post at work, but this is important. Over the last couple of days, CNN has been providing ongoing coverage of the evidence from a Nebraska zoo that female sharks could reproduce asexually. Today they posted a video entitled "Shark virgin birth warning to man, expert says".
I can't watch the video, since I'm at work, but it has to be warning us of one of two things:
- Female sharks have learned to reproduce asexually. If women learn the same trick, men will be rendered completely unnecessary, or
- CLONE ARMIES OF SHARKS ARE WAITING JUST OFF OUR SHORES.
