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After our flights were cancelled on Friday night, my brother and I decided to North Carolina for our cousin's graduation. Two tanks of gas, nine hours and a speeding ticket later, we showed up at 7am, surprised everyone, drank a cup of coffee and went to the graduation.

I'm back now, watching The Next Network Food Star, and catching back up on the Internet. Three things you should know:

• The man chosen by the Creationist Museum to play Adam is a porn star (wtol-tv, via digg)
• An Ohio military lab proposed making weapons that "that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another" (bbc)
• Race horse pee (slate)