What Girls Discuss Over Instant Message, In Haiku Form:
I
Flushed all my drugs
So I think I'll go to sleep
I am not kidding
II
Angry about things
So, cabernet sauvignon
please come to my aid
This clearly isn't Matthew. As part of Project Blog Exchange, I'll be writing the next round of posts about the ecstatic neurosis of my daily life and how I don't know anything about Helen Vendler.